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Hi there! I'm the cutie killer and my blog is too cute for all this shitposting

[Reality is for people that lack of imagination.]



The reasons why women take so long in the shower

i-times-two:

1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving.
2. Conditioner needs time to soak in.
3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts.
4. Karaoke.

myampgoesto11:

Sculptures by self taught artist Romain Langlois

sweetapplestrider:

markruffalwhoa:

lyinginbedmon:

marblespiders:

egobuzz:

egobuzz:

when in doubt just ask a dog 

someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please 

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better response than expected!

IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

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misshotaru:

PMMM quotes

jasminetwil:

Thought I’d try my hand at animating a walk cycle!
Here we have a Volcanic Ashling, pottering along. These creatures are born from the ashes of volcanoes and have a singular purpose in life; distributing seedlings!
This is why we sometimes find tree species growing in places where they shouldn’t! A lot of people think it’s because of birds and animals, but we know better, don’t we? ;)

drakesideheaux:

I feel like such a boring teenager compared to my parents and their friends like they were all out destroying the economy and doing irreversible damage to the environment and all I do is sleep and eat fries

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luminouso:

IF THIS ISN’T ME!!!

25c-nbroke:

c i t y 

  • me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
  • me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

hopewereonthesamewavelength:

how to be a fr e sh a vaco do

kaiami:

Present for my boyfriend’s birthday cuz we’re huge nerds

officialunitedstates:

like for bread, reblog for bread, ignore for bread